On Wednesday 27th February Nonny Warn and her Stalwart Companion Nikolai will be offering a drop-in advice clinic at [ s t a t e ] of Mind, The Vaults, Newhall Hill, Birmingham from 7-9pm.

So feel free to drop in and air your gripes, grievances and troubles! Nonny will also be giving advice on the night via twitter (@nonny_warn) and is accepting anonymous applications for advice to be published on Nonny Knows Best via the email nonny@vickyroden.com.

All advice given assumes corporeal and linear elasticity.